He always looks for noon at 2pm: he always complicates things that are simple.
She farts higher than her ass: she’s a self-important snob.
He’s going to get his suspenders pulled up: he’s going to get admonished.
They’re kinking one another’s chignon: CAAATFIIIIGHT!!
You and I are going to set the clocks now: I’m about to reprimand you.
She’s breaking sugar on his back: she’s spreading rumors about him.
You’re making me shit: you are being a total pain in the ass.
We’re going to make of one rock two hits: we’re going to kill two birds with one stone.
We’re going to see every colour: this is going to be painful.
You’re forcing an open door: you’re stating the obvious.