She’s got a spider on her ceiling: she’s a bit out there.
He combs the giraffe: he jacks off —> he doesn’t do anything useful.
Oh for fuck’s sake, you’re not going to shit us a clock, now, are you: stop moaning about the same old crap.
Don’t try to drown the fish: don’t try to evade the issue.
He takes the hens for a pee: he works at a fake/insignificant job.
Yeah, well, it doesn’t break a duck’s three legs: there’s nothing remarkable about this.
She’s got a puppet in her drawer: she’s got a bun in the oven.
Let’s try your solution, it doesn’t eat bread: let’s try your solution, it can’t hurt.