The French Phrases

Useful French Phrases from @rascouet

Sure, he exercises. Like every 36th day of the month: never.

She’s got the cockroach: she’s got the blues.

There’s a bollock in the soup: there’s a problem.

Everything went like the water of a blood sausage: everything went to shit.

Ugh, I woke up with the worst wooden mouth: ugh, I woke up with the worst hangover.

She put a rabbit on me: she stood me up.

I can do this with my fingers in my nose: I can do this so easily.

And that’s how he discovered the pot of roses: that’s how he uncovered the lie.

Oh calm down, it’s not the sea (we’re asking you) to drink: take it easy, it’s not that hard to do.